The Jewel Saloon is the bar and hotel in Dirtwater. The staircase to the left leads to your room, while the main entrance leads to the bar area. Doorways right of the bar area lead to the poker room, the kitchen, and the stage. Our grand poker room features nine tables offering a variety of your favorite games. 42 inch LCD televisions enable the player to watch their favorite sporting event or news channel without ever leaving the action! A convenient beverage station is located within the poker room and is reserved exclusively for poker players; full food. Say howdy to West of Loathing - a single-player slapstick comedy adventure role-playing game set in the wild west of the Kingdom of Loathing universe. Traverse snake-infested gulches, punch skeletons wearing cowboy hats, grapple with demon cows, and investigate a wide variety of disgusting spittoons. West Of Loathing Skills and Stats. During the prologue, you have to choose from Lock Pickin', Foragin' (for finding items from the landscape), or Dickerin' (bartering) as your starting skill. If you want to get the A Fistful Of Cutlets achievement on your first playthrough, you must pick the Dickerin' skill. In all other cases, going with Lock. So I maxed out the poker cheating skill and started playing poker in Dirtwater. I cheat the first turn, then check until the end. I've made 20,000 meat in about ten minutes, and if I spent half an hour more I would probably have enough meat to buy every single item in the game. Might want to adjust the poker game. I'm assuming it was not supposed to be a super fast way to make limitless.

Many of us play poker online every day. Some of us lose money to the evil two-headed beast that is the bad player, one side paying you off, the other side hitting their prayer gut-shot after going all-in with their 64o. Some win money on a consistent basis, closely following the rules of bankroll management while four-tabling for hours on end. Again others play once in a while because it is fun. The competition is fun, the card game is fun, playing against other humans from around the globe is fun. There are always people in the world who are out to ruin everyone's fun, and it is no different online.

Conspiracy theorists could likely ramble for hours about the corruption of Internet poker rooms, and all the cheating that is allowed to happen, and the large number of bots that play online. Most of us realize that this is not the case, and in fact feel safer playing the game online than live in some instances. However, once in a while something will rear an ugly face from the tortuous depths of human indecency.

Recently a site was brought to my attention. This site claims to offer the reader a poker robot named Poker-Bot Pro; a software program that will play the game for you completely hands-free while you sit idly in your recliner watching ESPN and drinking Bud. The program is touted as a way to take emotion out of the game so that you can make hundreds and even thousands of dollars without doing anything. The site is a long read, with a lot of propagandist material that one would expect from the Home Shopping Network, a pop-up window, or spam. I asked the owner and operator of the site a few questions, and he was kind enough to give one or two answers.

PokerNews: This bot actually plays for you, rather than just suggesting correct plays?

David Glazen: Yes. There is one part that suggests correct plays and another to act on the plays by simulating mouse clicks

PN: What game(s) and limit structure is the bot particularly designed to play?

DG: The bot can only play limit games - it cannot currently play no limit.

PN: Am I correct in saying that your bot has two parts: an AI Engine and mouse-click simulator?

DG: Yes you are completely correct - the trick is how to connect one with the other.

PN: Could you explain, at least in brief, what it takes to make the program work once downloaded?

DG:Briefly you will have to modify a script that is included with the download. Install several pieces of software and then run the software and the modified script.

PN: You mentioned the help of friends from a university, what university was that?

DG:The university of Toronto

PN: Could you explain the artificial intelligence to an extent? What are some of the statistics and other facts the program processes?

(No Answer)

PN: Is it possible to use only the AI feature to suggest the best play while the user actually carries out the actions?

DG: Yes

PN: Has any site or some sort of 'poker official' contacted you with shutdown requests, or have there been other similarly negative responses in relation to your offering?

DG: None whatsoever.

PN: How long have you been using your software online?

DG: Around a year.

PN: Could you give us a ballpark figure of how much you have made using the software?

(No Answer)

Before you withdraw all of your money from your favorite poker site, please finish this article. I want to point some things out to you. I think there are a few cards missing from the deck.

First of all, let me point out that after being extremely wordy on his website, he scarcely uses complete sentences when answering my questions. That tends to put doubt in my mind as to the authenticity of his claims. A quiet website with a few visitors a day will keep him under the radar while creating a profit for him. Notice also, the questions he does not answer. He is evidently unwilling to talk about any of the statistics taken into consideration in his programming. That question was, admittedly, a bit loaded. I knew that if he answered it, he would need to be very accurate for the poker world to take him seriously. The math in limit poker is understood by many, and if he left a hole it would be easy to find. The fact that he did not answer it could either show that he is protecting his 'intellectual property', or, to the cynical, there is no actual answer to the question.

Probably the biggest factor that makes me question his credibility are the numerous instances in which 'David Glazen' has made the claim that he is going to remove the site from public view forever. When I originally came across the site, it was to be removed as of March 5th. It was then pushed back to the 11th, then the 16th, etc. The current schedule advises its disappearance will be March 24th. I suppose we will see. He claims that the program must be sold to only a few people to 'remain effective.'

What am I trying to say to you? I think this is highly questionable at best, much like I question the existence of bots at all in online poker rooms. This could be a hoax on top of a hoax, where the very existence of bots must be called into question in the first place. Until David, and indeed the industry as a whole can prove to me that bots do exist, I am going to keep on playing my normal game, and let the chips fall where they may. I don't think any of us need to worry about anything. Keep on playing the game we all love, and enjoy every second of it.

And while you're there, good luck and good odds!

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Open bright and early

The Palm Beach Kennel Club is set to reopen its popular poker room, implementing a raft of safety precautions. The West Palm Beach gambling venue will get its poker games underway at 9am each day beginning Friday, May 22. All other areas of the property will open at 11:30am.

The policies in place around the entire facility are in line with what the gaming industry is seeing as casinos reopen around the country. Markers have been installed on the floor to guide patrons to proper social distancing, the number of betting windows has been reduced, and signs will be posted to help customers understand how to keep each other safe.

nobody will be allowed to enter the building without a face covering

The property will operate at 50% capacity, per local guidelines, and nobody will be allowed to enter the building without a face covering. Staff will take the temperature of guests via a contactless thermometer at every entrance.

Player with hand sanitizer acts last

It is the poker room, home to a WSOP Circuit stop until the past couple years, that has piqued the interest of gamblers. While poker players have wondered what live poker will look like as the country tries to emerge from the COVID-19 pandemic lockdown, the Palm Beach Kennel Club’s rules have been praised by many. Everything revolves around reducing the possible movement of the virus around the poker room.

Players will be seated upon arrival and nobody will be permitted to stay in the usual waiting area.

During games, no food is allowed. Drinks are permitted, but will be served with tabletop drink holders, rather than ones built into the table. Drink holders will be sanitized after each use. Chips will be sanitized when they are removed from play; cards will be thrown out and replaced frequently.

a bottle of hand sanitizer will rotate around the table to indicate who is on the button

Perhaps most interesting is a change in one aspect of the game mechanic. Instead of the dealer puck, a bottle of hand sanitizer will rotate around the table to indicate who is on the button. Players will be encouraged to use the sanitizer when it reaches their seat. Regardless of where the “button” is, dealers and players must sanitize their hands when arriving at the table.

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Plastic dividers at Hard Rock Tampa

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Across the state, the Seminole Hard Rock Tampa poker room opened Thursday, May 21. Like the Palm Beach Kennel Club, it will operate at 50% capacity, with 23 of 46 tables available for use, and games will be six-max. Players and dealers are required to wear facemasks.

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What has really attracted attention to the Hard Rock Tampa poker room, though, is what the poker tables themselves look like. As depicted in a photo on social media, plexiglass barriers have been installed around the table to separate players from the dealer. Additional shields are in place between each player, effectively putting each customer in their own cubicle.

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There are, of course, gaps under the plexiglass to facilitate the transfer of cards and chips. The setup has largely drawn criticism from potential patrons on Twitter. Some can’t see themselves playing in what they view as an unnatural poker environment. Others believe the constant passing of chips and cards will defeat the purpose of the other precautions.